This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries a sardonic voice: bold white type on a soft, washed charcoal base reads “Open 24/7 for sarcasm and bad decisions.” It feels lived-in from the first wear thanks to the post-dye softness and relaxed fit. Wear it to signal dry humor without shouting — great for low-key meetups, late-night runs to the diner, game nights, or just lounging while plotting gentle chaos with friends. The roomy cut layers easily under a flannel or over a long-sleeve for cooler evenings, and the durable double-needle stitching means it keeps its shape through repeat wear and washes. This shirt works for anyone who leans into witty sarcasm and wants clothing that matches their offhand confidence and easy comfort.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed for a vintage, broken-in feel
- Relaxed fit with sizes S–4XL and sewn-in label
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Available in 62 colors; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
