This relaxed-fit tee carries a dry sense of humor with a bold, distressed front print that reads: “SARCASM — Because punching people is ILLEGAL.” The garment-dyed cotton softens with wear, giving the shirt a lived-in feel that matches the witty, slightly grumpy personality it represents. Wear it to signal your mood without saying a word — whether you're grabbing coffee, running errands, or hanging out with friends who appreciate blunt honesty. The heavyweight fabric and double-needle stitching mean it holds its shape while staying comfortable; available in many colors and sizes so you can find the right look and fit.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk, and long-lasting
- Garment-dyed for a vintage, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit for durable comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams and double-needle stitching for clean finish and durability
- Sizes S–4XL and 62 color options; sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
