{"product_id":"t-shirt-my-baby-daddys-superpower-is-selective-hearing-pink-statement-tee","title":"T-Shirt — \"My Baby Daddy's Superpower Is Selective Hearing\" Pink Statement Tee","description":"This soft, lightweight tee carries a bold, playful message in cheerful bubble-pink lettering that reads like a private joke between parents. The relaxed crew-neck silhouette and smooth, ring-spun cotton feel effortless against skin — a shirt you’ll reach for when you want to be cozy at home, run quick errands, or show up at a playdate with a wink. The print sits large and centered for confident visibility, while the durable knit, reinforced shoulder tape and ribbed collar keep this tee holding its shape through many washes. It’s casual, comfortable, and made to celebrate the everyday, slightly chaotic humor of modern parenthood.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, breathable wear\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printed graphics with pearlized tear-away label for comfort\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets safety and EU compliance standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":44856725864499,"sku":"26747015085392609511","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Light Blue","offer_id":44856725897267,"sku":"25984056250667306034","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":44856725930035,"sku":"14404550067018873354","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":44856725962803,"sku":"10810653277839809179","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Royal","offer_id":44856725995571,"sku":"18794982358680791395","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":44856726028339,"sku":"11638353367964933181","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":44856726061107,"sku":"32133995802926664869","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":44856726093875,"sku":"28298412312716444080","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Military Green","offer_id":44856726126643,"sku":"15334766748638778504","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":44856726159411,"sku":"22945429813238716955","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Natural","offer_id":44856726192179,"sku":"20392289407059174731","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":44856726224947,"sku":"10635136798857060829","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Blue","offer_id":44856726257715,"sku":"27644121213523516160","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":44856726290483,"sku":"81149789834816567695","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":44856726323251,"sku":"14558708541406745190","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Royal","offer_id":44856726356019,"sku":"78255920700840788079","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":44856726388787,"sku":"23998905937324203199","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":44856726421555,"sku":"16291403058571116841","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":44856726454323,"sku":"30214606068046377242","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Military Green","offer_id":44856726487091,"sku":"10978366887294365019","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":44856726519859,"sku":"27133928737142490256","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":44856726552627,"sku":"19938507818862278176","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Blue","offer_id":44856726585395,"sku":"98203886542179772575","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":44856726618163,"sku":"21544948720497663005","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":44856726650931,"sku":"65870872137067011295","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Royal","offer_id":44856726683699,"sku":"66672051010524377054","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":44856726716467,"sku":"49000034377374739824","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":44856726749235,"sku":"18776028200318197684","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":44856726782003,"sku":"89820991870805347578","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Military Green","offer_id":44856726814771,"sku":"13709339191243377576","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":44856726847539,"sku":"28243643331392287383","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":44856726880307,"sku":"19056287508217946278","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":44856726913075,"sku":"15670848870565908410","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":44856726945843,"sku":"17607920900100546381","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":44856726978611,"sku":"19763807455737239371","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Royal","offer_id":44856727011379,"sku":"12686048698599927412","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":44856727044147,"sku":"19539057316528337906","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":44856727076915,"sku":"28134568777577360915","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":44856727109683,"sku":"70190358939147928311","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":44856727142451,"sku":"29955824593693605467","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Natural","offer_id":44856727175219,"sku":"16912528980189917146","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":44856727207987,"sku":"14121965262283358066","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":44856727240755,"sku":"15077388379030108380","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":44856727273523,"sku":"23079814264170075978","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":44856727306291,"sku":"83678685148344154398","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Royal","offer_id":44856727339059,"sku":"16667518657273397662","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":44856727371827,"sku":"21085218194108638162","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":44856727404595,"sku":"33377974996817238257","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":44856727437363,"sku":"29547925286970471361","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":44856727470131,"sku":"19131299152037079836","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":44856727502899,"sku":"32361142305060722732","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":44856727535667,"sku":"33492079178808431170","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":44856727568435,"sku":"28077569322111545828","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Red","offer_id":44856727601203,"sku":"21957344133604175142","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Royal","offer_id":44856727633971,"sku":"16719248342931086590","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0708\/6945\/0803\/files\/17660611620454252950_2048.jpg?v=1789291034","url":"https:\/\/offyourchestdesign.com\/products\/t-shirt-my-baby-daddys-superpower-is-selective-hearing-pink-statement-tee","provider":"OFF YOUR CHEST DESIGN 702","version":"1.0","type":"link"}